pepperjinks: videohall: Dog and helium voice send help
timmytwerker: People compliment my butt all the time. I can’t turn the corner without hearing, “What an asshole.”
susannaholmes: deargalaxies: steadymyheart: How to Correctly Make French Toast THE END THOUGH.
irsawesum: I can die in peace now. Ermahgerd clurk hur
teenageexcuseandcrystallinelie: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns with it even a salad add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes you can have it sliced...
Omg I just got kicked offline and its because my dad changed our connection name and look what he changed it to ERMAHGERD WERERLERSS ERNTERNET im cry
thisriotsucks: Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye...
egwmusic: Play the audio and let your life near...
sublimesublemon: linguisticinferno: cosmicmicrowave: randomrumiel: fuckinghoechlin: shavingryansprivates: proudchristianmother: how do boys pee when they have boners dO THEY ACTUALLY PEE LIKE THAT THO OMFG yes that’s why guys work out it’s so they have the muscle to withstand that position I can verify. Did girls not know this Get with the program, ladies. This is...
How I introduce my pets to people
other stereotypical Internet girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls
me: I hang out by myself
me: there's no drama
me: and I don't have to wear pants